Ordering Pizza in future

Operator : " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
May I have your.."

Customer : " Hello, can I order.."

Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card
number first, Sir?"

Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-
54610"

Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is
40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
014-2662566. Which number are you calling from
now Sir?"

Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?"

Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"

Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."

Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."

Customer : "How come?"

Operator : " ACcording to your medical records,
you have high blood pressure and even higher
cholesterol level, Sir!"

Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend
then?"

Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.
You'll like it"

Customer : " How do you know for sure?"

Operator : " You borrowed a book
entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the
National Library last week Sir."

Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three
family size one then, how much willthat cost?"

Operator : " That should enough for your family
of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"

Operator: " I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're
owing your bank$3720.55 since October last
year.That's not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan."

Customer : " I guess I have to run to the
neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before
your guy arrives"

Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the
records, you've reached your daily limit on
machine withdrawal today."

Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll
have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take
anyway?"

Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you
can't wait you can always come and collect it on
your motocycle.."

Customer : " What"

Operator : " According to the details in system,
you own a Scooter, .. registration
number..B3337BZ

Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"

Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir.
Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of
using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"

Customer : [Speechless]

Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you
giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertise?"

Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on
your records, you are also diabetic... "

^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..

+posted by arkarnax @ 10:51 AM